It was a very low-key New Year’s Eve. Japanese food in upstate New York followed by some television and an effigy burning.
We bought a dinosaur piñata at Party City, filled it with remnants of the shitty year-that-was, topped it off with the blood glucose test strips I’d been saving for the last few weeks, doused it in lighter fluid and burned the shit out of it.
It was awesome.
2014: not my best year. Some of you had a good one, but, based on the numerous suggestions we got on Facebook for things to burn in our 2014 effigy, others… not so much.
See you in hell, 2014.